In memorandum of Edwin aka "Shanghai" beloved henchman kidnapped off of the streets of Yalusa, transported to Viridistan, Stood side by his compatriots in two fights against the Python Street Gang. Bravely entered the mysterious elven forest of Elsenwood. Alas in the depths of the ancient Circle of Pelys he fell after handling a spell trapped book. The mage Syrivald valiantly tried to use his knowledge of the healing arts to save him.
He only made the problem worse and Edwin died.
He will be missed.
My condolences on your loss. Where should we send flowers? And have professional mourners been hired as yet? Has he been properly blessed, or will the body receive cremation rather than burial? What of the next of kin?
ReplyDeleteWith Regards,
Flynn
Please send all cards and flowers to 10 Scholar Lane Viridistan. Wake to be held at the Grog-n-Stop.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like he was already half-cremated.
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